Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984). This is one of my favorite Christmas movies. It’s about someone killing people dressed as Santa, and it’s super sleazy and great. Here’s a clip.
Suggested taglines:
Someone’s Killing Santas On the Streets of London… and Giving a New Meaning to Christmas Stalking
You Better Give Up, You Better Not Try, It Won’t Be Abrupt, When You Watch Santa Die.
Someone Thinks Santa is a Real St. Dick
Santa’s Been Buried Alive… and He’s Very Clause-trophobic
Don’t Open Till Christmas… Although You’ve Probably Figured Out By Now It Was a Puppy
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