Ambien Reviews: Lost Season 4 / Any Which Way You Can

Lost Season 4 (Jeffrey Lieber, Damon Lindelof, J.J. Abrams) - 10.0
There A re a few things happening on the island, and just as crazy things happening off the island with the Oceanic 6 in the flash forwards. New characters are introcu fde from the gfreighter, like Jeremy Javies who is bring some fantastic new elements to the show, maybe next season. Guess I;kk kepp watchin’! It’s a shorter season, and like, crazy. Do they have to go BACK to the island to save their friends? OR DO THEY? LOST *ppuuh* Loved this season, dude.

Finished 02/14/11: Streaming

Any Which Way You Can (1980, Buddy Van Horn) - 9.0
I gotta addendum this one too with complaints of Ambieniningeniening out enough. Where’s the juice? THE AMBIEN GUNK JUICE. I just watched a movie called Any Which Way You Can and it was a masterpiece. Clint Eastwood and an orangutan named Clyde. It’s the movie every movie should be. Much better than its predessor Every Which Way But Loose. Very funny film with fighting, non-sensical rekindled relationships, an absurdist motorcycle gang, and total laugh out laughing loud. Much more hilarious film, and its just great. There’s a great love scene at a motel where Clint and Sondra Locke (tying it back to Lost here, right?) are in one room, Clyde and a female orangutan in another, Ruth Gordon and the motel’s owner in another, and Anne Ramsey and husband in another, all of them having sex at the same time. Beat that Scorsese. That multi-layered scene is pure 10” of uncut genius.

09/29/11: DVD

Ambien TV Review: Lost Season 3

Lost Season 3 (Jeffrey Lieber/Damon Lindelof/J.J. Abrams) - 10.0
Man whose piss do I gotta drink to make this ambien come on stronger. You’ve “Lost” me Ambien.
Ok, so, Jack Kate and Sawyer are on the Other idland tra[[ed up, and they meet Juliet and stuff and Jack has to save Bwn’s lide, and a deal is made. The regulars are hanging out and trying to get Charlie to not die like he does in future flashes Desmond keeps getting. Locke is hanging out, sometimes with the New Islanders and sometimes with the Others, and he ruins a deal to take everyone back to the world by blowing up the submarine. But there’s some other boat around they all want to get wit’, and Locke and Ben are like No they want to kill everyone. Something Charles Whitmore whuuut. Are they gonna be saved from the island? It’s possible! The ending moment of the season with a twist flash-forward is fucking something else. Also, there is some intrigue in this season. Mysteries you don’t know shit about! Those other seasons were good but they were THE OThers. This is where the show showed me showpower, and like ok, now I get why it’s super great amazing. Think I’ll stick around for ol Seaso 4 and ;et it warm on down. You’re gona make it, kid.delof n cuse.

Ambien Movie Review: Exit Through the Gift Shop

Written on Ambien.


Exit Through the Gift Shop (2010, Banksy) - 8.5
Brian Eno is helpo=inh ,r=mr gsther my thoightd, zHere;s the problem, whrn I try to delete letters I hit the = instesd. So now, when you see an =, you know whs=at it n=means. Thu=is documentary is about theis guy involved in fulming illegal art, and making it into a movie maybe, but then this artist Banksy wants to turn things around and make a documentary on him. This is NO spoiler, it’s the first lube of the mvooeis. Excuse e=me. My eyes weer clssed. It’s documentaritaville! It’s very good, you will love it. There;s maybe a prank at the end, and it’s like when did the prank staart, hw mcuh was this guy in on it, who created the art. It raises questions! What is art? Can art be perfectly crafted to appeal to a market? Can art be manufactured through media? When is bad art just bad art, when it has so mony vehind it, The movie plys in a way that it CAN get you talkingm bvt ut akso wirks on its own, or you keep it straight, like an honest, entertaing doc. In the long run, the end result is the same, but I do like have the discussion. For some reason, while trying to sort this out right now, I keep getting this movie mixed up with Gone With the Pope. Like, when did they go to the Vatican? Guess that wasn’t Banksy. Or Sherard Fairey. I should see Winnebago Mman soon. As for YOU, go with Gone Through the Gft Shop with the Pope’s Exit. You feel me?

08/10/10: 35mm

Ambien TV Review: Lost Season 2

Lost Season 2 (Jeffrey Lieber/Damon Lindelof/J.J. Abrams) - 9.5

I took an Ambien 10 minutes ago, and haven’t started feeling it yet, but I’m hoping it may take effect in the middle of writing this review. If not a bit sooner than the middle. In Season 2 of Lost, they are still on the island. They find a bunker with some comfortable rooms to hang out in, tons of food, and a tape that partially explains the island’s purpose. The bunker also has a button, and this button needs to be pressed every couple of hours or something mysterious will happen. So they debate a lot about whether or not pressing the button actually does anything. Then they also capture a guy, who may be an innocent who accidentally hot-air-ballooned his way there, or he more likely could be one of the Others. They don’t know! So they keep him locked up, until something can be proven. It’s tied up and together now at the end, and shit gets crazy. Here’s what happens if you don’t push the button: shit gets crazy. People got killed I wasn’t expecting. I’m lovin’ it, this season’s cheeseburder is better than last season’s cheeseburder.

Flashbacks I don’t knw what to make if, They’re aviyt knowing the sttit==otr if the crew before they explode, U=I had a dream abioyt Lost recentky. I was on the island , but the island was more of =a like apartment conplecs. But I llooiked out the widnow and saw people in the street. I had not seen a street in so long having been so tragically Lost, I asked peope I saw for help, and they mostly ignored me or couldn’t heat me but A couple people talked in an unrecognizable language. They did nt= sound optinistc. About what we were to do. What we were what we were wet wret wre rwerwe, twat we were twet we werewhut we were we were wet what we’re we were going. So I never got out of this dresms I don’t think. No, never got out of the situation while well we while I was willing to while out within the dream. The dream part is done, though. New characters this sesaon. Some I would’ve like to have seen back. But they are Lost to the show. There’s all kind of people on that fucking island,. WEKK CAB TGERE BE an irabge vrysgsugbauk ti sebd iytm abd at tge ebdm we gekouthkb acgeuve tgeur guaks. I thought I could write a bit with my eyes clised. I do not have a fucking clue what any word frim “WEKK” ti :guaks: us, I dib;t have favorite characters yet. Maybe one. See if you can get it with my eyes clsoed. Hyrkey. Thts not abd actually. Kate. Michelle Rodrigyez. You know what flashback I liked? The one with Claire g=flashubg back t what was hapoeobubg ti her when she was tajen ib tge iskand. Si it was a flashback, byt one that stull was abiut an us==island stiry, I think I eant to force myself into bed 30 years /no minutes ago so I don’t end up not getting 8 hours even with Ambien, maybe more like 6.5. GET WELL SOON. Did I write that somewhere? It’s appropriate it in mnay ways. I liked the second season bunches of rolling puches of joy amount.

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Ambien Movie Review: Labyrinth

Written on Ambien.


Labyrinth (1986, Jim Henson) - 9.5
Put tjos previes half written review down on the floor like a dinaosaur, everyobheifdfy dp the dinaosaur. Because this is Labtyufb=yrrriiiiiiiintnnttnhhhhhh, can you fggeell it. Fptgert whsat tyoy knweo abotue fGOBLINS andf togewgj rwqhat ryoweur no abioyt gobnlin bimsuc. It’s time bfor h=er brother bvack. Jennifer connelly is a bratty sister throwisng ducking fits about babysiting, but then her dtreams ccome true wth what happens to her wishings, but she sas "fuck what I just said I AM clibmig over your whole fucking labrinth fucker and you and I are going to tuttle to the teath. And I will ch==hiccuo you right out of hyere." But the Laburingh os sop full of createusrses good and new. I am breqaking the world motherfucking record for most vociferous hiccups right fucking now but nocbodu fucking cares becauew I am not jennifer c9onnally from Phenomena. She makes friends in the Brynth, but some are out to betray her even after they are friends, but some are true to themselves and others. What ………a…………WACKY WONDERLAND. I have built a rabbit’s head put of the shape of these words . Thhs is high creaturous art it’s buetagful. My neck is explofing oyt fo my thriat every four se conds. Every typo is a firect result of a massave hiuccup that throws my keys alll over the place. In the end, they work it wout though, and it is si glamourous. Jim Henson creates another joyous fiction of fantasy. I love this amazing movie I Saw. I lvoed it when I was a kid. I loved it all over the place, IT HOLDS UP. Take it off the gfloor of the dinaotesr, and lift it high fucking up where it holds. You’ll have to climb a building to completle this. Now, on the roof of your apartment builfdng, hod=ld up the movie, crystal-encased in Bowie’s codpiece, and show to the fucking workd how fucking well it fucking holds up. Easy.These words no longer resemble a chicken, but more like a black african robot from the Simpsons, season 6. My hiccups are done, my work here is done. It believe it very clear that you should love Labyrinth. What a story it tells! A fantasy rocksickle to end all doubt. Just look at the picture below and tell me they are not literally dancing. I love you, Labyrinth, then and for forever.

Now these words llook like a wet sheet of blood. David Bowie. David Bowie… David Bowie……..

04/25/10: 35mm

Ambien Movie Review: Shutter Island

Here's another review I wrote after taking Ambien.


Shutter Island (2010, Martin Scorsese) - 9.0
DANCE MAGIN DANCE SHUTTER ISLAND THE MOVIE. Scorsese send Leonardo DiCapripo over to thinvestiveat an island prison that will make your eyes shudder. There may be spoilers In ths is re e view but theu wil prabdlfy be foe thw movie labrynth becase that’s the one I just got done with exploring my innermost thoughts with and am still listening to the soundtrack of. So is Leo actyually insane, or is he made to be insane/? Did Connolly get her brother back? Did that world actually exist? Theses are important film discussions to have wit hother filmic scholars. SHUTTer ISLAnd IS CrAZY. I love Leo in stuff, and I like movies where Scorsese portrays someone slowly going crazy, because that’s a running them n his work.. BUT these words seem tired, and they are crawling under the bed of the words beneath them, so check this out. Mark Ruddalo is also in the movie as an interesting person. He’s trying to find a missing girl, and he finds variations of that girl. What did he find? I cannot tell you. Mental hopsoitabl inamates were pretty creedpu, and Emily Mortimor hasd a very good moment. Whatver the ending is, I found it sadder than Labrynth. Poor Leo DiCapz. Did I saw that I loved it! OMG, it’s really good!!!! Leo will smite your skunt with charm and verisimilitude. It’s onlu forever. Not long for long. I am hiccupping again.

03/29/10: 35mm

Ambien Movie Review: Red Riding Trilogy

A little while ago, I got a prescription for Ambien (more specifically, generic Ambien) to help me sleep. For those not familiar with the drug, it seemingly helps you fall asleep by putting you into a dream-state while you're still awake. So if you don't lie down in bed after taking it, and instead remain seated in front of the computer, you will start hallucinating. Which is awesome, but I've also found that it can defeat the purpose, because I end up wanting to stay awake, watching words swirl around. Anyway, on one of the days after I had first started taking it, I was looking through the Word doc where I keep track of all the movies I watch, and discovered that I had written a few reviews during one of these states of half-dreaming. This is the first of them, and it's not my favorite, but I kinda like some of the lines where I'm trying to be clever. The line about subtitles at the end was supposed to be sarcastic, by the way, because I turn the subtitles on for every single movie I watch, especially movies in English. Fucking try it before getting so incredulous, it's totally great.


Red Riding Trilogy: 1974 (2010, Julian Jarrold) - 7.0
Red Riding Trilogy: 1980 (2010, James Marsh) - 7.0
Red Riding Trilogy: 1983 (2010, Anand Tucker) - 7.0
After suffering through the WHITE RIBbin, I watched the RED RIDin. It was about some killers, one person who killed kids in the first and third movie, ad one fella who killed prozzies in the second and he was called a Ripper. I thought theses mpveis would be more about criminial investigations into serial killers, or a serial killer, like Zodiac was, but it turned out to be more about police corruption. IN ALL THREE. Evrey movie started a=t all good, with a good cop wanting to catch someone, but the story turned into the good cop getting shit on by bad cops because corruption was fucked up in the police force! Thets’a Interesting I GUESS, but just wasn’t what I wanted out of these movies. I also couldn’t understand al ot of the heavily accented dialogue, and would have preferred to wait for a dvd with subtitles. I pretty mychg got the gist, but it would’ve been tons times better had I understodd sometimes better. Between two of the movies, someone was talking about them up front, and mentioned the idea of releasing a movie like this subtitled, and this woman in the audience shouted out “UGGGggghhhHHH. SUBTITLES ARE so annoying.” It’s true, though. What kind of service to they really provide, really? Anyway, all three Red Riding movies were equally pretty good, and if they look great to you, then I reccomennd Zodiac.

02/05/10: 35mm